He told me I couldn’t live there if I kept it.
For like a week, he wouldn’t talk to me and if he did talk to me all he would say is just rude comments. So I finally got fed up and told him off, then he started being nicer ha.
When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored.
When you get bored, you start staring out windows.
When you start staring out windows, you see things you shouldn’t see.
When you see things you shouldn’t see, you need to vanish.
When you need to vanish, you fake your own death.
When you fake your own death, you dye your eyebrows.
And when you dye your eyebrows, you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Chifley.
Don’t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Chifley.
And then they follow back
via sodamnrelatable
I’m only reblogging this cause the little kid HAHHA
